Live: Metallica

“Woo. Dude. Rock on man. Put those pitchfork fingers in the air and wave them like you don’t fuckin’ care man, this is The Metal Lickers. Enter That Sandman, mosh me to the floor. WOOOOOO. I feel so fuckin’ alive man. We’re singing’ in the mother fuckin’ rain. WOOOOOO.”

“They gave me this badge for getting to the barrier at Guns’N’Roses, this one for fainting at Slipknot, and this one for swimming a 50m length without stopping.”

“£2, for the cup? £2 for the cup, so I can then buy a pint? Yes I guess it’s saving the environment but can I get the money back? I’m paying a lot of money to then go a pay even more money for a pint of Amstel with no head on it. It’s warm too. Do I get the money back? Yeah, oh, ok. Thanks.”

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